Mom: In my head “How could I have messed up Max’s hair cut and not noticed after all this time? Hmmmmmm.”
Mom: “Max did you cut your hair with scissors?”
Max nodding head “mmmhhmm”
Mom: “Do not do that again. OK?”
Max: “But, I dint get kilt.” = I survived so what is your problem silly lady.

ha, reminds me of the hair cut fight my kids had a few years ago. maybe i shouldn’t mention that to max.